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BREAKING NEWS: Alien Invasion Has Begun

posted Apr 1, 2017, 5:52 AM by Jeffrey Wolf   [ updated Apr 1, 2017, 5:53 AM ]

By: Katherine Alder, Staff Writer

Posted April 1st, 2017


On March 28, the government’s radar picked up a alien object flying toward the Earth. They tried to cover up the story and hide the truth from everyone like in Roswell, but a confidential source revealed the information to a reporter for the area most affected by the aliens.  Upon landing in a clearing in a forested area they quickly hid their spacecraft in the surrounding trees. Then they headed to the nearest town and began replacing important government and education figures. The source disclosed a picture they had taken of one the ships which appears to be a small military craft probably designed for short range combat rather than full scale invasion. However with the number of ships they have, they could cause severe damage to the Earth through sabotage. It is imperative that word get out so that these imposters can be stopped. The aliens take control of a host’s body and can effectively be that person without anyone knowing. The source also disclosed a photo of one of the aliens without their host body. These are the creatures that have inhabited the bodies of all authority figures in the surrounding area. There is no way to tell at this point just how much havoc these creatures can cause. As hopeless as this situation may seem, they can be stopped.  Because they come from a different planet they don’t have the same immunities to Earth diseases and eventually they will contract some illness and cease to be a threat, but in the meantime they can be discovered.  They cannot maintain the cerebral link with their host in the presence of certain plants. Garlic, onions, and potatoes all disrupt their link if they come in contact with them. If you suspect that someone isn't human all you need to do is place one of those objects somewhere that they frequent. Don’t panic, you’ll be fine.



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