The 2025 Senior Wills

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RELIVE THE EXCITEMENT OF THIS YEAR'S CLASH OF THE CLASSES.  

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Art and Individuality 

By: Dane Olsen, Staff Writer

Posted: April 14th, 2025

If art is so subjective, why do so many people judge art and categorize pieces? What makes any specific artist one of the greats? 

Time Overlooked (A Poem)

By: Makinley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted: April 14th, 2025

‘April showers bring May flowers’

They say 

Gardens filled with majestic beauties 

Endless fields of glory 

Roses, Tulips, Morning Glories and Lillies 

The fragrance billowing up into the clouds

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Catrina Fox Takes the World by Storm: Fans Claim She is the Messiah (A Satire)

By: Onnacka Lacy, Staff Writer

Posted April 8th, 2025

Catrina Fox is taking the world by storm, specifically teenage girls and young adults. From health advice to victim mentality, Catrina Fox is the world's new Messiah. The newest celebrity wellness fad demands sweat, tears, and a face that resembles a squashed tomato. Inspired by Hollywood’s elite, the Ugly Cry Method is changing lives one emotional meltdown at a time.

"Your Picture with a Nite Crier Pen" Contest 

Posted: March 31st, 2025

The Nite Crier is holding the "Your Picture with a Nite Crier Pen" Contest starting today and running until April 11th.   Pick up a Nite Crier pen from a Nite Crier staff member.  Snap a unique or creative picture of you using the famous Nite Crier pen and send the picture and a caption to nitecrier@slingerschools.org for a chance to win a $30, $20, or $10 gift card from the Rookery.  Didn't get a pen today? Stop by room 129 to pick up a pen from Mr. Wolf. 

The Psychology of Critical Thought

By: Dane Olsen, Staff Writer

Posted: March 12th, 2025

A great fog appears in the individual's mind who has never questioned what is learned. One spirals into nihilism and apathy, or turns to a structure to follow so they don’t have to challenge themselves. In order for this fog to rise, one must take in as much knowledge as possible. Books, videos, lectures, poems, music, and everything in between to flood the mind with even more fog. This is a necessary confusion, because when one's beliefs are built on that of another’s, what happens when that weak foundation is questioned?

Eyes of Old (A Poem)

By: Dane Olsen, Staff Writer

Posted: March 3rd, 2025

Woodland ventures 

Built by youth

The world was smaller

Hidden from truth

Summer days

Burn bright in memory

Echoing laughter 

Softly sung

Those possible days

When we were young

Admiration (A Poem)

By: Makinley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted: February 3rd, 2025

Someone once said, 

“Perhaps there is nothing more beautiful in the world than finding someone in whose soul we can lay the secrets of our hearts, someone we trust, someone whose face is dear, who chases away our sorrow, and whose mere presence makes us joyful and so very happy.” 

I suppose this reflects on admiration

Tis the Season  (a poem)

By:  Makenley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted: December 18th, 2024

The wreaths hung on the door

Relatives on their way

Food cooking from corner to corner

The smells wafting from room to room of the house

Children running, giddy with happiness

Decked out in fuzzy socks and Christmas pajamas 

Not a care in the world

For its Christmas Eve 

Unwarranted Academic Stress

Onnacka Lacy, Staff Writer

Posted November 21st, 2024

In today’s fast-paced society, academic stress has become a pressing issue for many students. With increasing pressure to excel academically, be in extracurricular activities, and plan for their future, stress has become a big problem. Many teenagers, myself included, find that the weight of academic expectations often puts unnecessary stress on us but can also be harmful to our mental and physical well-being.

Thanksgiving Traditions (A poem)

By: Makinley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted: November 19th, 2024

The turkey fresh out the oven 

The smell wafts through the house 

Mashed potato and gravy volcanoes created around the table

Cranberry sauce slipping off forks

The sound of laughter dancing through the house

Pre-christmas spirit sprinkled in the air

On this thanksgiving day 

Cedarburg Creek Farm: My Experience

By: Makinley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted: October 30th, 2024

This weekend my family and I took a trip to Cedarburg Creek Farm. Cedarburg Creek Farm is located at 649 State Road 60, in Cedarburg Wisconsin. This farm offers many different experiences, ranging from pumpkin picking in fall to cutting christmas trees in winter.

Horror Short Story

By: Onnacka Lacy and Oceana Patulski, Staff Writers

Posted: October 29th, 2024

It was a dream come true, the Patterson’s finally moved into their new house. It was a decent sized house, it had an open layout and a basement, perfect for all of Mrs. Patterson’s sewing supplies. Upon entering the house, their daughter, Andrea, felt a weird presence, they thought maybe it was the nerves and excitement mixed together.

Two Sentence Horror Stories

By: Onnacka Lacy and Oceana Patulski, Staff Writers

Posted: October 29th, 2024

When the man heard his son crying, he went into his room and asked what was wrong, “Daddy there’s a monster under my bed.” As the man bent down and lifted up the sheets, he saw his son shaking with fear, “Daddy, there’s a monster on my bed.”

An East Coast Summer Vacation Should Be Your Top Priority

By: Makinley Kirchner, Staff Writer

Posted October 17th, 2024

Over the summer, I traveled to a large range of vacation sites, from the historic Barnes in Nappanee, Indiana, to whale watching in Massachusetts, to visiting Times Square in New York City. It was such a fun experience and I got to meet a lot of new people and try many new things.

Glee  (A Poem)

By: Alexis Gerlach, Staff Writer

Posted: October 1st, 2024

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Happy You are,

Cheering with Glee

But jumped in your car,

Daring to flee

Preventing Injuries in Sports

Written by: Breleigh Laufer, Staff Writer

Posted: October 1st, 2024

In life, there are many ways to be injured. At any time you could fall down the stairs, stub your toe, or pull a muscle playing soccer. While not all injuries can be prevented, such as hitting your humerous (funny bone), injury prevention is still incredibly important.

Singapore: Passion Made Possible 

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted: September 24th, 2024

Singapura, known as Singapore, is a beautiful port city located at the southern tip of Malaysia. It is one of the largest port cities in the world and probably one of the busiest. This summer, I took a journey over 9,000 miles from home to visit my family. It was amazing. 

Aileen Wuornos: Guilty to the end.

By: Hannah Volheim, Staff Writer

Posted: May 30th, 2024

When you think of a serial killer, you most likely picture an older white man, like Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacy. It would make sense since serial murder is a male dominated industry, with 85% of serial killers being male. On the much smaller scale of female serial killers, Aeleen Wuornos stands out for being the type to hunt. For some strange reason women on TikTok seem to think Wuornos was justified in her crimes.

The 2024 Senior Wills

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RELIVE THE EXCITEMENT OF THIS YEAR'S CLASH OF THE CLASSES.  

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K Dot vs. Drake: A Rap Beef

By: Hannah Volhiem, Staff Writer

Posted: May 17th, 2024

One of the most interesting rap beefs of the modern age is the conflict between Kendrick Lamar (K Dot) and Audrey Graham (Drake).  Everyone wants to know what started the beef, what some of the rap lyrics mean, and where other artists have their loyalties. This feud includes female rapper Megan Thee Stallion, her ex boyfriend Tory Lanez, along with rappers Future, Kendirck Lamar, J. cole, and of course Drake. Metro Boomin, a prominent producer, is also involved in this rap controversy. 

The HBS Cadaver Field Trip Inspires Biomedical Students 

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted: May 3rd, 2024

On April 29th, the Human Body Systems Biomedical Class embarked on an astonishing journey to Marquette University to discover and learn about the human body hands-on. HBS is the second class of the PLTW, Project Lead the Way, a biomedical program here at Slinger High School. In the class, as the name suggests, students learn about the body systems and perform lots of dissections to gain a better understanding of human anatomy.

Who is Jojo Siwa, and what controversy is she in now? 

By: Hannah Volheim, Staff Writer

Posted: May 3rd, 2024

Jojo Siwa first came into public notice when she was 9 years old on the reality tv show Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (AUDC), season 2.  She was the youngest dancer in the group, but also the loudest.  She shared how she bleached her hair constantly and made snide comments about other performers.  Many on the show did not like her or her mom, and this was only the beginning of her controversy.  

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Conquering Self Discipline Techniques Can Benefit Many

By: Dane Olsen, Staff Writer

Posted: March 18th, 2024

Discipline is one of the most important aspects to success; whether it is school, work, or exercise, without discipline, you can never truly grow as a person. Discipline allows people to accomplish more things in one day than we typically would in multiple. Discipline will not only increase productivity in all areas, but it will challenge your mind every day.

Learning Finance in a Fun Way! 

By: Dane Olsen, Staff Writer

Posted: February 13th, 2024

Have you ever wanted to invest or learn about investing? Were you ever too busy to learn about finance? Well finance can be a very intimidating topic to dive into, but what if there was an easier way to learn about investing that is both educational and entertaining. Lucky for you, I am about to dive into the art of finance board games and how they can help you learn the basics of financial decision making.

The Grace Year- A Book Review

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted: January 23rd, 2024

The Grace Year by Kim Ligget is an exceptional novel. The plot is amazing, touching on double standards and expectations of women compared to men. In the novel, 16-year-old Tierney James and the other girls of Garner County are sent to spend what is known as their "grace year"...

Slinger High School Continues A Wreaths Across America Tradition

By: Onnacka Lacy, Staff Writer

Posted: November 20th, 2023

On the 11th day of the 11th month at the 11th hour and the 11th minute sirens were heard throughout America. These sirens were to honor Armistice day, the ending of WWI. However, in 1954 Armistice day was renamed to Veterans day, the day where we honor those who have fought for our country's freedoms, equality, and rights. There are many organizations who raise awareness for Veterans day and one of those organizations is Wreaths Across America. WAA is a nonprofit organization that raises awareness for those who have made the ultimate sacrifice by placing wreaths on veteran graves. Wreaths Across America functions on a national level; however, with the help of Vince Strupp WAA was brought to our own community, Slinger WI.

Swift’s 1989 Re-release Makes An Impact On Pop Music

By: Hannah Volheim, Staff Writer

Posted, November 14th, 2023

Taylor Swift makes the news every other day, but now it is for the release of her version of 1989, her 5th studio album.  Swift has been re-releasing her first six albums because the rights were sold away to another man even though she expressed being wanting to buy them and was willing to. So far she has re-released Fearless, Red, Speak Now, and, as of October 27, 1989.  With the release of her albums, vault tracks are added on. You may be wondering what vault tracks are. Vault tracks are songs that were written for the album or during that era that never made it onto the final album. 

The Dangers of Western Imperialism: The History of Occupied Palestine and How You Can Help (An Editorial)

By: Addie Rahmlow, Staff Writer

Posted: November 6th, 2023

In recent weeks, Israel and Palestine have made international headlines in what many western media outlets have most commonly referred to as a “conflict.” According to the United Nations, around 1,400 Israelis were killed in a Hamas attack on October 7th, and since, more than 10,000 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli forces according to the Gazan health ministry, a number that continues to go up. In the last four weeks, more than 1.4 million Palestinians in the Gaza strip have been displaced from their homes, their water, food, and electricity cut off by the Israeli Occupation forces (known as the IOF or IDF). Yet, even in the wake of relentless nights of deadly bombing, a total collapse of the healthcare system, and the IOF’s near complete suspension of aid going into Gaza, much of the western media has propagated misinformation surrounding the horrors faced in occupied Palestine succeeding October 7th, framing this month’s events as existing within a vacuum — a mere “conflict” or “war” that trivializes the terrors Palestinians have faced for the last 75 years and implies an equal stature of power between sides. 

Schrek: The Musical is a Hit! (SHS Fall Musical Preview 2023)

By:  Aaron Haas, Staff Writer

Date Posted: October 31st, 2023

Have you ever wanted to travel to Duloc?  What about scale a tower to rescue a princess from a fire-breathing dragon?  Travel across the lands with an annoying talking donkey?  You will be able to experience all this and so much more from Nov. 2nd - Nov 5th.  This year, the Slinger High School theater department proudly presents Shrek: The Musical!

Long Island Serial Killer’s Crimes Revealed

By: Hannah Volheim, Staff Writer

Posted: October 29th, 2023

Long Island has gotten more coverage over the last few months than it ever has in the years it has been an island. The reason that is happening is because of the arrest of Rex Heuermann.

Have Fun at The SHS Board Game Club

By: Hannah Volheim, Staff Writer

Posted: October 26th, 2023

On Friday, November 3rd, there will be a board game club meeting in room 129 with Mr. Wolf. In the club, you get the chance to play new games you may have never heard of, or classic games you've been playing since childhood. A current member says, ¨Mr. Wolf has quite a few unique games that I haven't seen or played anywhere else.¨ Mr. Wolf will help you learn about these new games, and you could find a new game to play with friends or your family later. All grades are welcome to join this fun and engaging club.

What Happened to Disney? (An Editorial)

By: Onnacka Lacy, Staff Writer

Posted: October 23rd, 2023

You're 6 years old and you get to pick a movie for family night, you pick your favorite Disney movie. As the movie goes on you sing the words to your favorite catchy tunes, and you even see your mom and dad humming along to it. You see your favorite characters embark on amazing journeys, and when you go to bed you dream of your own adventures. Fast forward about 10 years, you see they are coming out with a remake of your favorite movie, but this time it’s not the same. Your favorite character is now a different race, and they don’t find their true love because it's “overrated”. This is what Disney is doing nowadays, they are taking the beloved classics and completely changing them to validate people. The question may arise, “What happened? ” you might ask. Here's what happened: Disney. 

The War in Ukraine, 19 Months Later 

By: Michael Schrank Jr, Staff Writer

Posted: October 18th, 2023

As George Santayana once said, “Only the dead have truly seen the end of war.” This quote still holds true today as we arrive at the 19-month anniversary of the conflict in Ukraine.  Politically, the governments of Ukraine and Russia have not changed their positions on this conflict since it began.

The Truth of Indoctrinating Youth (An Editorial)

By: Onnacka Lacy, Staff Writer

Posted: September 24th, 2023

When hearing the date July 4th, 1776 you should instantly know that was the founding of independence in our nation; but to some people this date means nothing. This is one of the examples of indoctrination: the teaching of a group or individual to accept certain beliefs regardless if they are true or false. In short, indoctrination is the act of brainwashing with no factual evidence or an opinion. This is just one of the ways some schools, political leaders, and celebrities are oppressing and lying to the youth of this country. The 1619 project and critical race theory are the prime examples of how some schools indoctrinate the youth of America.

Slinger Students Exercise the Entrepreneurial Spirit

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: June 1st, 2023

Last Thursday, May 25th, and Friday, May 26th, Mr. Carey’s Entrepreneurship students truly embraced the pop up shop model as they lined up during lunch to sell their team’s chosen consumer goods. Earlier in the semester, some teams sent out surveys to assess the interests of their peers and teachers, the target markets of the event. Other teams began accepting preorders and Venmo payments prior to the selling days since many booths operated on a cash-only basis during the two-day event.

RELIVE THE EXECITEMENT OF THIS YEAR'S CLASH OF THE CLASSES.  

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The 2023 Senior Wills

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After a 3-Year Hiatus, SHS Classes Clash Again

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: May 12th, 2023

While rummaging through their older siblings' clothes (as younger siblings love to do), Slinger High School students have surely seen a Clash of the Classes T-shirt somewhere in the mix. This end-of-the-year event has long served as both a beloved tradition and a right of passage for Slinger High School students; however, due to a number of unforeseen circumstances including the COVID-19 pandemic, even Slinger seniors are yet to experience the Clash of the Classes for themselves. 

The Anti-Drag Bill: What does this mean for the Drag Community? (Editoral)

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: May 10th, 2023

Drag is defined as the performance of exaggerated masculinity, femininity, or other forms of gender expression. Famous TV shows like Drag Race have exposed the world to the art form that is drag. Across the United States, countless areas are feeling the impact of the new political agenda to ban drag. States such as Tennessee and Florida have enacted several bills and actions to stop drag. These bills are wordered in an ambiguous way that could cause the bills to go outside of just drag performers. Now what exactly are these bills, and what are they intended to do?

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Experiencing Art in The Local CommunityExperiencing Art in The Local Community 

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: April 23rd, 2023

Think of all the times you have unknowingly appreciated art and all its forms in your life. Even the simple action of driving involves art in many aspects. For example, as you merge onto a highway you see countless billboards illuminating a variety of concepts, illustrated and created by graphic designers. Or you may decide to turn on the radio where enumerated artists have their music playing. Many people may overlook art and the deeper value it has, but could you imagine the world if art did not exist? 

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The 2023 Your Picture With a Nite Crier Pen Contest ends April 21st! 

Is the pen mightier than the sword?  The Nite Crier is holding the Your Picture with a Nite Crier Pen Contest starting Monday, April 10th and running until April 21st.  Starting Monday the Nite Crier staff will be distributing the famous Nite Crier pens to students and faculty.  Snap a unique or creative picture of you using the famous Nite Crier pen and send the picture and a caption to nitecrier@slingerschools.org for a chance to win a $50, $30, or $20 gift card from the Rookery.  Didn't get a pen yet? Stop by room 129 to pick up a pen from Mr. Wolf. 

Controversy Surrounding Assault Style Weapons (Editorial)

By: Carson Wundrock, Staff Writer

Posted: April 17th, 2023

The idea that the U.S. should ban assault weapons has long been grounds for controversy. Some believe that tighter regulations on assault weapons would save lives and make this country a safer place to live, while others believe that these tighter regulations would not solve the issue of gun violence in this country. School shootings, homicides, and other issues have only heightened the controversy surrounding this argument. Although there are some that may disagree, banning assault style weapons is not an effective solution to gun violence in America. 

Scraps (a poem)

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: April 13th, 2023

Many times I’ve tried and failed

to keep record of my thoughts.

The constant stream of lines,

phrases, quotes and quips

refuses to be tied down.

Crisis in America’s Banks?

Zach Greenhill, Staff Writer

Posted: March 24th, 2023

It’s no secret that the United States is in an interesting situation with the collapse of the Silicon Valley bank. But what does that actually mean for the people? There are all kinds of concerns that this is going to be like 2008, but there is no need to panic. 

Student Council Reinvents the Age Range of Election Involvement

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: March 16th, 2023

If you ask a young child to explain the concept of voting, they will likely begin by telling you that it is “something adults do.” Children grow up understanding voting as an adult responsibility, likely one that they rarely consider until they approach adulthood themselves. On the evening of March 8, 2023, however, the Slinger High School Student Council flipped the script on the concept of elections as many students know them. Student Council members--both those of voting age and those shy of it--became leaders of the Slinger School Board Forum as they asked questions to the candidates and kept time for the responses.

The Willow Project: an environmental crisis

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: March 15th, 2023

The picturesque Alaskan landscape is a sight that people all over the world travel to see. Polar bears, wildflowers, killer whales, and the northern lights are just a handful of the natural attractions that Alaska holds. However, its beauty is at stake. Rolling hills and natural habitats could soon be replaced with miles of metal and drills. The clear blue air will be replaced with pollution. Indigenous lands will no longer be held sacred. The force that threatens Alaska’s landscape is something known as the Willow Project.

Kettle Moraine Youth Aviation Inc: Build Airplanes, Build Leaders

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: February 20th, 2023

High school is the time for students to explore their different interests and talents to help guide them towards their future path. Slinger High School is lucky to have various different clubs, sports, and organizations for students to join and learn from. One of the more unique opportunities that Slinger offers is the Aviation club. 

The Bountiful Opportunities Available at UWM-Washington County

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: February 15th, 2023

Junior and senior years of high school are arguably some of the most stressful times of our high school career. With extensive homework, the ACT, extracurriculars, and a seemingly infinite list of due dates, the entire process of preparing for college and a life outside of high school is incredibly stressful, without even taking into consideration finances! As most high schoolers are aware, many colleges and other organizations offer scholarships to reward accomplishments such as athletic or academic achievements. However, most scholarships are frequently cramped with competition, making it significantly harder to become a successful applicant. Nonetheless, UWM is offering a bountiful and attainable amount of opportunities throughout their variety of scholarships, fulfilling their goal to make continued education more accessible. 

#IKNOWAFIGHTER - Neurofibromatosis

By: Oceana Patulski and Miley Johnson, Staff Writers

Posted: January 23rd, 2023

Neurofibromatosis Type 1(NF1) is a genetic condition in which tumors can grow along a person's nerves.  There are fewer than 200,000 US cases per year, and it can be diagnosed before birth. Neurofibromatosis Type 1 will cause an individual to grow tumors anywhere in the nervous system. The picture to the left is of a human nervous system. Tumors grow anywhere in that system. The tumors are usually benign, meaning that they are non-cancerous, but sometimes they can be malignant. Even though the tumors are benign, they can cause a series of complications.

The Crisis of COVID-19 in China 

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: January 16th, 2023

Nearly 3 years ago, the world was taken aback by the sudden surge of infections due to COVID-19. Hospitals were flooded and streets remained empty as countries around the world were locked into quarantine. Presently, many countries are presently on edge due to the state of COVID-19 in China, with 90% of the population in Central China's Henan province currently being infected. Since mid December, political tension in China has been high, with many citizens protesting the Chinese government’s regulations and law regarding Covid. Consequently, this has raised questions about the Chinese citizen’s demands and the government’s receptivity. 

Slinger High School: “DECA-ing” at Districts

ft. The Answer to Everyone’s Favorite Question: “What the Heck is DECA?”

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: January 12th, 2023

Early on the morning of Saturday, January 7, Slinger High School DECA Members boarded the bus “ready to DECA” at the 2023 District 5 Career Development Conference and DECA they did. Thirty-two Slinger members earned themselves a shining moment on stage during which they received one or more medals in their test and/or role-plays. Seventeen of these students placed within the top five competitors in their category, and the ten who placed within the top three will be automatically advancing to the State Career Development Conference at the end of February. For those who did not qualify automatically, Slinger DECA is allotted a number of additional spots for which competitors can apply. Ultimately, Saturday the 7th was an incredibly successful day of “DECA-ing” as our Slinger chapter placed fourth overall out of eighteen highly competitive chapters.

Idaho Murders: What is Known of the Four University Students Tragic Deaths 

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: January 10th, 2023

On November 13th, four students at the University of Idaho were found stabbed to death in their home in Moscow, Idaho. At 11:58 AM, the Moscow Police Department was responding to a report of an unconscious student when they found the victims dead on the second and third floors of the home. The media has been consumed by this case, raising many questions and theories as to who could be at fault, why they committed the crime, and how. 

House MD: An Entertainment Review

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted: January 4th, 2023

Gregory House is a maverick, genius, pain medication-dependent doctor who manages cases at the prestigious Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. He is like Sherlock Holmes; he solves medical cases that no other doctor can.

A Living Ode to Survival: The Owl Gallery’s Stirring Holocaust Memorial 

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: January 1st, 2023

In a world of chaos, a man’s testament would act as the voice for millions, detailing his loss of identity, dehumanization, and surreal trauma. Elie Wiesel is just one of the few featured authors, (and survivors), in many Holocaust memorials across the world. Informational posters were created by a variety of students here at Slinger in English classes, detailing the flow of Wiesel’s life and experiences as an individual.

Man’s Search for Meaning: The Harrowing Fight for Self Preservation (A Biography)

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: January 1st, 2023

It is often the question of whether life contains any sort of definite meaning, expressed plainly in sight to an individual, or whether it remains to be a puzzle of perplexity; in any case, shrouded in mystery and a faux understanding of our universe. Viktor E. Frankl is one of many individuals that dares to answer this question, utilizing his vocation in psychology, as well as his harrowing experience in surviving Auschwitz and Theresienstadt. As a survivor of the holocaust, Frankl lives to tell his tale in his personal narrative, Man’s Search for Meaning. 

What Christmas used to be.

By: Kaitlyn Dunn, Staff Writer

Posted: December 21st, 2022

The Christmas season used to be the most wonderful time of the year, just as wonderful as Andy Williams explained it in 1963.

Falling asleep on the night of Christmas Eve would be practically impossible, knowing that Santa would reach your chimney sometime within the night. You’d secretly wish you had the guts to stay up until midnight, listening to the sound of reindeer hooves landing on the roof, and the sound of jingle bells reverberating for every step Santa took. However, you never committed to it due to the fear of Santa revoking your present privileges like your mother had warned just hours before.

A Guide to the Northwoods 

By:Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted: December 15th, 2022

The winter months can be cold, dark, and boring to some individuals, but I personally love the snow and everything about winter. "If you didn't know, I used to live up north where there is snow in the middle of October, and it lasts forever." It's perfect, but when the city people come up, they seem to miss out on the best things to do up north during the winter. As a former Hodag, I’ll be telling you what you should do next time you find yourself in the northwoods. 

A Beginner’s Guide to the Common App

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: December 7th, 2022

The world of college applications is difficult to navigate, and that’s an understatement. In fact, whilst applying to colleges, it feels as if you need a master’s degree just to correctly fill out the applications (or maybe a doctorate… I asked a couple people with master’s degrees for help, and they were confused too). Assuming that you, like me, do not have a doctorate in “The Art and Science of Completing the Common App,” I will attempt to lay out everything that I wish I would have known much earlier in my college application experience.

Voting: A First Time Voter’s Experience at the Polls

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: December 1st, 2022

From a young age, kids are told the importance of voting. The voting process is one of the first things you learn in elementary school. Children are taught that they will pick their favorite candidate, and the person with the most votes wins. Looking back on these elementary lessons now as a senior in high school, the oversimplified concept is nothing compared to the intricacy of the US government system. Once a person turns eighteen, the right to vote is an honor. After going through the process myself, I now have a deeper understanding of voting’s importance, and the in-depth process one goes through to cast their vote.

Salao: A Synopsis of The Old Man and the Sea (A book Review)

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: November 29th, 2022

Salao is the worst kind of unlucky, especially when you’re a weathered fisherman toiling at the endless sea for 84 days to no avail. The novel, The Old Man and the Sea, written by Ernest Hemingway, features a protagonist named Santiago whose extraordinary tenacity is mirrored in his wrinkled, scarred hands, created from endless work off of the stern of his boat. Santiago is accompanied by a younger boy named Manolin. Manolin acts as a youthful vessel whom Santiago can teach yet also learn from. Day by day, Santiago’s strength depletes, yet his spirit is kept alive by the cloying opportunism in his heart. The story sets stage in Cuba, where Santiago resides in a rundown shack beside the sea, with its condition perhaps mirroring his enervated energy after a listless several months. Santiago refuses to back down, facing his trial head on. The challenge? To catch a fish. 

The Rookery Celebrates Owls and Turkeys: The Managers’ Thanksgiving Traditions 

By: Abby Walter and Oceana Patulski, Staff Writers

Posted: November 21st, 2022

Anyone who has recently stepped foot in a store can attest to the fact that, in the retail world, Christmas time begins as soon as Halloween ends. Similarly, this could also be said for the Rookery where the managers, marketing students, and DECA members have kept busy decorating the tree, painting the windows, and promoting the holiday Item of the Week sale. However, just because Slinger DECA decked out their School Based Enterprise doesn’t mean that anyone is ready to skip Thanksgiving. Instead, the Rookery managers have a variety of Thanksgiving traditions that they cannot wait to partake in to kick off the holiday season.

Wisconsin Election Rundown

By: Kaitlyn Dunn, Staff Writer

Posted: November 15th, 2022

Every two years, a congressional, midterm election takes place in the United States of America. These election positions can vary from presidential to almost any government official, such as state governor or senator. Our last presidential election took place in 2020, where President Joe Biden took office alongside his VP, Kamala Harris, the first female vice president in the history of the US. The last election for the Wisconsin governor was in November 2018, when Tony Evers took on the position. Alongside this election, was the ballot for US Senate. This year, on November 8th, these same elections took place within the state.

Tuesdays with Morrie (A Book Review)

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted November 4th, 2022

Imagine if you could take a class that didn’t require any textbooks or tests, and the instructor was on their deathbed. Would you take that course? Would you skip it? Tuesdays with Morrie is a novel by Mitch Albom. It’s the kind of book that makes you appreciate life and realize how important and precious life can be. 

A Look At The 2022 Midterm Elections 

By: Zach Greenhill, Staff Writer

Posted, November 4th, 2022

With the midterms less than a week away we are starting to see more and more publicity going their way. There are a lot of different aspects to the midterms. You have a more specific Wisconsin view as well as a more National view. All that being said, here’s what you need to know. 

Fall Musical Preview: Guys and Dolls

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Posted: October 31st, 2022

When the stakes are high and gamblers roam the streets, pestered by a persistent mission group, what events will ensue? This fall, the Slinger High School theater department is proud to present Guys and Dolls, a classic broadway show that takes place in New York in the 1950s. The show contains exciting twists and turns, along with catchy tunes, and a heartwarming story, this show has it all. 

Repose (A Short Story)

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: October 27th, 2022

The sky is dark; I am tired. I have had many days such as this, and I know what will follow if I sleep. It will leave me empty, hollowed out like the shell I left behind when I fell to Earth. I have seen all there was to see of the world and so now it remains to make something more of myself. And so I saunter along the shoreline, scrounging to find a new place to be born, a new path to take.

Local Coffee Shops Compared by a Coffee-Shop-Loving Coffee Hater

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: October 27th, 2022

While I detest the taste of coffee, the very idea of coffee shop culture provides me insurmountable joy. A café--featuring scents of freshly roasted coffee beans and baked goods, a cozy atmosphere, and fresh, light lunch fare--is my favorite place to grab a meal or hot drink, prepare for a test, celebrate the end of a long hike, or catch up with friends.

The Ringing Bell (A poem)

By: Celeste Conigliario, Staff Writer

Posted: October 26th, 2022

Distraught and companionless, I ventured through the somber woods,

the crunching of sticks beneath my feet; a simple sign of life.

Terror Shed Haunted House Review 

By: Kaitlyn Dunn, Staff Writer

Posted: October 24th, 2022

Halloween, the night of October 31st and the eve of All Saints' Day, is commonly celebrated by millions around the world. When thinking of Halloween, words such as mummies, ghosts, and sweets come to mind. However, Halloween is more than just tricks and treats, Halloween is a day of fear, frights, and furor. There are many ways to spend your day of horrors; however, there is a certain way to “Experience Halloween like never before.” 

The Defective Detective...Monk! (An Entertainment Review)

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted October 20th, 2022

This summer I watched the series “Monk” on Prime Video. Monk is a 2002 series about a defective detective who goes by the name of Adrian Monk. Adrian is the best detective in San Francisco who is diagnosed with OCD and multiple phobias- 312 to be exact.

The Honor Flight: Celebrating America’s Veterans

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Published: October 17th, 2022

Honor. Service. Dedication. Bravery. 

These are all words used to describe the work of America’s veterans. The word of those who have served for the country does not go unappreciated. The United States is a unique country in the way that all US citizens come together to share in their love for their country. The patriotism that is evident in America is like no other, and through that patriotism, citizens rally behind the men and women who served to ensure that the freedom they know today remains intact for the future.

Ocean Vuong’s On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous: A Redefinition of The “Great American Novel”  (A Book Review)

By: Addie Rahmlow, Staff Writer

Posted: October 11th, 2022

On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous is a story of craters -- of the distant, gaping holes in time that memories churn in. It is the story of a mother and a son and of all of the generations that came before, of a single distilled portrait: the sun slipping over the horizon, time fading into years. Vuong begins his novel with the sentence, “Let me begin again,” because beginnings are fraught and messy, and where is there to start when there is so much to say?  

The Destruction of Hurricane Fiona Ravages the Caribbean 

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: October 6th, 2022

Can you imagine being without our abundant access to clean water and power in the midst of a pernicious storm? Ever since the middle of September, a cyclone of damage has been fabricated by a hurricane ravaging the Caribbean and surrounding areas. 

Slinger Girls Cross Country: The Next Generation

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: September 29th, 2022

At the end of a memorable 2021 cross country season, the Slinger Girls Cross Country team said farewell to four beloved senior runners, all of whom helped make the season special. While, by this time, the team knew who the next group of senior leaders would be, another question remained: “Where would they get the new underclassmen?” 

SHS ‘Seas’ing Homecoming

By: Oceana Patulski, Staff Writer

Posted September 21st, 2022

What is homecoming? Homecoming is a celebration that happens at the beginning of the school year. It usually occurs at the end of September. It’s a tradition that brings the community together. Homecoming includes a lot of enjoyable activities, including themes,  the powderpuff game, homecoming game, a dance, and spirit week. This year, the theme is “Lets go to the beach!” 

Falling in Love with Fall (A Poem)

By: Celeste Conigliaro, Staff Writer

Posted: September 21st, 2022

Annually, for a few blissful months, 

Autumn returns to visit once more.

My feelings for Autumn have cemented in my heart with a flutter,

For I admit, I long for every detail about her.

Bring Back the Snowball

By: Kaitlyn Dunn, Staff Writer

Posted: September, 20th, 2022

Winter, the coldest, darkest, and harshest time of the year. The season of dry skin, short days, icy car windows, 3 feet of snow to wake up to in the morning, etc. You’d be crazy to love anything about the season (aside from the natural beauty that lasts about a week). What we need is something to bring light to our dark, unwanted snow season. What we need is strictly this: a winter, school-wide, formal dance. The Snowball dance, formally known as the Sadie Hawkins dance, was introduced on November 15, 1937. It originated in North America within the countries of the United States and Canada. Slinger was also quite familiar with this dance up until 2018, when they suddenly removed the idea of it for a reason I am unknown of. Our high school should bring back the annual winter dance because it not only encourages more class-wide, school involvement, but gives students an event to look forward to as well. 

New School Year, New Faces, and an Outlook on 2022-2023

By: Mariah Kiefer, Staff Writer

Published: September 20th, 2022

As you wander around the school these first few weeks, you may notice some unfamiliar faces. With the new school year comes new additions to the Slinger High School faculty. This school year there is a wide range of new teachers to the building. In total, there are 9 new teachers this year. The teachers come from all parts of the building and teach a variety of subjects from foreign language to business education. Although it is sad to part with the teachers students know and love, it is time we welcome the new staff. 

Queen of England Dies at 96 Years Old

By: Mia Beck, Staff Writer

Posted: September 20th, 2022

On September 8th, the death of Queen Elizabeth II took the world by storm. She is survived by King Charles III, Prince Andrew, Prince Edward, and Princess Anne, with the heir to the throne being Prince William. Queen Elizabeth II first rose to the throne on February 6th, 1952, at the youthful age of 25, being formally crowned on June 2nd of 1953 in the following year. Throughout her lifetime, Queen Elizabeth reigned over 32 sovereign states and only 15 by the time of her death. Queen Elizabeth is also the second longest reigning monarch in British history, surpassing the age of Queen Victoria, who was her great-great-grandmother. The French King Louis XIV, who took over the throne at the age of 4 and served more than 72 years, remains the longest ruling monarch in history.Ultimately, Queen Elizabeth will be greatly remembered for her grace, humor, and charm. 

A Digital Drawing Essay

By: Abigail Montano, Artist 

Posted: September 15th, 2022

Growing Hope

By: Abby Walter, Staff Writer

Posted: June 3rd, 2022

Hope is a midnight songbird,

making itself known

amidst the darkness.

The 2022 Senior Wills

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